Funny T shirt Design Ideas- what's your best subjects?

Today I came across a very interesting T-shirt design web. After the great design text that“I’m too pretty to do my homework, so my brother has to do it for me” T-shirt, they decided to produce a shirt that reads, “My best subjects” and has checked boxes next to shopping, music, and dancing, but a noticeably unchecked box next to math. Underneath that, it says cheekily, “Well, nobody’s perfect.” It's true. If you come to design, what's your best subjects?